neil diamond and water

i went out to sing karaoke last night with friends at the holiday inn in burbank.....good times had by all......a girl was there dancing and i thought jane fonda was there to teach us the aerobics electric slide on the dance floor....i was dancing with a guy from kansas who said he had a contusion on his foot which is why he was wearing some form of a bizarre cast on his leg....he introduced hismelf as 'los' although his real name was andrew....that seems to be the trend out here....everyone makes up some bizarre pet-name and introduces themselves as such to stand-out....so when i use my real name, Kateri, people think that i am being trendy about some food business i used to own....i don't even know how to cook...anyways, back to 'los'....well, he then went on to tell me that he knew what the word 'contusion' meant when he went to the doctor because he studied pre-med in college.....for a week......who says that????.....so we exchanged numbers, and danced the night away while neil diamond was being sung by my effervescent inebriated comrades

i adore repetition, so i am blaring neil diamond and imbibing evian water on this sunday morning....cracklin' rose get on-board